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Their 14th Annual Halloween Party
Springfield Sister Cities has chosen "The Garbonzos" to represent Springfield by performing in Tlaquepaque Mexico this Summer - Donation at the door - Music starts at 6:00 PM and goes to 10:30 PM or longer!!!!Music by: "Supe & Sandwiches" - "The Garbonzos" - "Total Breakdown Band"Bring a Lawn Chair - Costumes are encouraged |
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Welcome to Post 639's Halloween Page. Our entire purpose of this page is to have a little fun. We are having a Halloween Party at the post on Saturday, October 25, 2008. See you there or be square.
A Little Halloween Humor
...............Why
was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? 
...............It
had no guts...
...............How
do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
...............With
scare spray...
...............How
do monsters tell their future?
...............They
read their horrorscope...
...............What do you get when you
cross a werewolf and a vampire?
.............
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
...............Do
zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
...............No,
they eat the fingers separately...
...............What
do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
...............Booberries...
...............What
do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
...............Halloweenies...
...............What
is a vampire's favorite sport?
...............Casketball...
...............Why
did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
...............To
improve his bite...
...............What do you get when you
cross a vampire and a snowman?
.............Frostbite...
...............What
does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
...............A
boo boo...
...............Why
do witches use brooms to fly on?
...............Because
vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
...............What
is a baby ghost's favorite game?
...............Peekaboo...
...............What do you call someone who
puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
.............A cereal killer...
...............Why
do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
...............They're
too wrapped up in themselves...
...............What
kind of streets do zombies like the best?
...............Dead
ends...
...............What
is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
...............A
blood vessel...
...............What
is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
...............A
scareplane...
...............What
type of dog do vampire's like the best?
...............Bloodhounds...
...............What
does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
...............A
stake sandwich...
...............What
is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
...............A
trombone...
...............What
do birds give out on Halloween night?
...............Tweets...
...............Why
do vampires need mouthwash?
...............They
have bat breath...
...............What's
a vampire's favorite fast food?
...............A
guy with very high blood pressure...
...............Why did the Vampire
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
.............He heard it had great circulation...
...............Did you hear about the
cannibal who was expelled from school?
.............He was buttering up his teacher...
...............What does a cannibal get
when he comes home late for dinner?
.............The cold shoulder...
...............What
do you get when you goose a ghost?
...............A
handful of sheet...
...............What kind of car does a
ghost drive?
.............A Boo-ick...
...............Why wasn't the vampire
working?
.............He was on a coffinbreak...
...............What do skeletons say before
eating?
.............Bone Appétit...
...............What does a child monster
call his parents?
.............Mummy and Deady...
...............Where do fasionable ghosts
shop for sheets?
.............At bootiques...
...............What do you get when you
cross a ghost with an owl?
.............Something that scares people and doesn't give a
hoot...
...............What fairy tale do ghosts
like best?
.............Sleeping booty...
...............How do you make a witch
scratch?
.............Just take away the W...
...............Where do ghosts go swimming?
.............The dead sea...
...............What
is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
...............Veinilla...
...............What
did the three vampires order at the bar?
...............Two
bloods and a blood light...
...............How
did the priest make holy water?
...............He
took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
...............What
do you give a vampire with a cold?
...............Coffindrops...
...............What
do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
...............A
pumpkin patch...
...............Why
isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
...............Because
he's a pain in the neck...
...............Who
is a skeleton's favorite emperor?
...............Napoleon
Boneaparte...
...............Why
did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
...............They
couldn't find their bats...
...............What
do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its
diameter?
...............Pumpkin
pi...
...............Why
was the witch kicked out of witching school?
...............Because
she flunked spelling...
...............Why
can't skeletons play music in church?
...............Because
they have no organs...
...............How
do you tell twin witches apart?
...............You
can't tell which witch is which...
...............What
do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
...............A
Poultrygeist...
Sleep
Tight, Everyone 